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3.5KBrecon Beacons name change done to ‘piss off English tourists’
Brecon Beacons national park has officially changed its name to Bannau Brycheiniog to piss off the English tourists. English tourists will no...
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9.8KHailstones ‘the size of King Kong’s bollocks’ flatten cars in Haverfordwest
Hailstones the size of King Kong’s bollocks have flattened cars and houses in Haverfordwest overnight. The huge chunks of ice, some measuring...
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16.5KSwansea granny ‘delighted’ with Amazon’s Easter Rabbit mix up
A grandmother from Swansea has happily taken delivery of an Amazon delivery that wasn’t for her. Townhill’s Gaynor Throbbon ordered a 1ft...
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4.3KSunday driver clocks 21mph in 20mph zone
A Sunday driver has been clocked doing 21mph on the A48 near Cardiff. Police zapped the motorist has he made his way...
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6.8KWales brought to standstill under half an inch of jack shit
Wales has been brought to its knees after suffering half an inch of falling jack shit. In some places, 6ft of jack...
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4.0KWelsh national anthem declared aria of natural outstanding beauty
The Welsh national anthem has been declared an aria of outstanding natural beauty. Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau, written by Evan James and...
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12.0KSevern Bridge tolls reinstalled for England game
The recently removed Severn Bridge tolls will be reintroduced this weekend. Highway officials said the only reason they were being reinstalled was...
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1.1KProven: Excessive masturbation affects eyesight
Scientists at a Welsh laboratory have proven that exessive masturbation affects eyesight. Three professors spent six months studying the phenomemon, before announcing...
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4.0KWife who told husband not to buy anything for Valentine’s Day disappointed that husband didn’t buy anything for Valentine’s Day
A woman who specifically told her husband not to buy her anything for Valentine’s Day has told of her disappointment that her...
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12.2KMotorists’ shock as cyclist stops at a red light
Motorists in Cardiff were stunned yesterday when a cyclist stopped at a red light. Drivers queuing outside Cardiff Castle were so shocked...