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1.5KBREAKING: Liz Truss to start new job in JD Sports
Former Prime Minister Liz Truss will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She will...
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668BREAKING: Suella Braverman to start new job in JD Sports
Former UK Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She...
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4.8KWoman to miss Autumn Internationals after losing pink cowboy hat
A rugby fan has had to give away her ticket to all the Autumn rugby Internationals because she’s lost her pink cowboy...
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1.1KBREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng to start new job in JD Sports
Former Chancellor of the Cock-p, Kwasi Kwarteng, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday....
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986England to annex Barry Island to Somerset
The English Government has announced the surprise annexation of Barry Island to Somerset. The Welsh Government has said that it will ‘send...
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UK Government to arrange piss-up in a brewery
The UK Government is planning to arrange a piss-up in a brewery to celebrate its recent mini-budget. Government ministers are hoping to...
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7.3K95% Welsh people living in England subconsciously park their cars facing Wales
95% of Welsh people living in England subconsciously park their cars facing their homeland. The results have been published as part of...
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833Woman buys 300 loaves of bread and 400 pints of milk ahead of Royal Funeral
A woman from Treorchy has stocked up on bread and milk ahead of the Queen’s funeral. Betty Turbotits bought stocked up with...
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549Monday’s weather cancelled
The weather for Monday has been cancelled as a mark of respect for the late Queen Elizabeth II. The whole of the...
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2.3KHolly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield ‘not welcome at Alton Towers’
TV presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield have been told that they won’t be welcome at Alton Towers after being accused of...