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1.2KEngland to annex Barry Island to Somerset
The English Government has announced the surprise annexation of Barry Island to Somerset. The Welsh Government has said that it will ‘send...
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1.1KUK Government to arrange piss-up in a brewery
The UK Government is planning to arrange a piss-up in a brewery to celebrate its recent mini-budget. Government ministers are hoping to...
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7.5K95% Welsh people living in England subconsciously park their cars facing Wales
95% of Welsh people living in England subconsciously park their cars facing their homeland. The results have been published as part of...
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1.0KWoman buys 300 loaves of bread and 400 pints of milk ahead of Royal Funeral
A woman from Treorchy has stocked up on bread and milk ahead of the Queen’s funeral. Betty Turbotits bought stocked up with...
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703Monday’s weather cancelled
The weather for Monday has been cancelled as a mark of respect for the late Queen Elizabeth II. The whole of the...
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2.6KHolly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield ‘not welcome at Alton Towers’
TV presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield have been told that they won’t be welcome at Alton Towers after being accused of...
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956New Prince of Wales announced
A new Prince of Wales has been announced following the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. Living legend Michael Sheen will pick up...
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1.1KLizz Truss to open new pork markets in Wales
Newly-appointed Prime Minister Liz Truss has announced that she would like to see new pork markets opening up in Wales. The move...
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762People of Wales ‘couldn’t give two shits’ about new UK PM
The people of Wales have officially given Downing Street their verdict of the new incoming PM. A fax was sent to Downing...
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10.3KSpiders planning an autumn of terror
Spiders across the UK are reportedly in the final stages of planning an autumn of terror. The arachnids have been breeding like...