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How Welsh Are You?

How Welsh Are You?

Find out how Welsh you actually are with our super-doopa quiz

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MOT-While-You-Wait centres to open at Brynglas Tunnels

MOT-While-You-Wait centres to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Two MOT-While-You-Wait garages will open either side of tunnels, meaning that motorists can get their cars seen to instead of wanting to punch people in the face

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New camouflage gear shop goes unnoticed by locals

New camouflage gear shop goes unnoticed by locals

A new camouflage clothing shop that has opened in Cardiff has gone unnoticed by local shoppers

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NASA announces discovery of intelligent life in Newport

NASA announces discovery of intelligent life in Newport

Scientists believe that the signals were coming from a Cardiff commuter who had got off at the wrong train station from London

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English motorists confused by Welsh SatNav voice that tells them ‘to go over by yer, mun’

English motorists confused by Welsh SatNav voice that tells them ‘to go over by yer, mun’

Motorists who chose ‘Dai’ to navigate them, have been told to ‘go over by yer, round by there and over by yer’.

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Jazz musicians admit that they play any old shit they want

Jazz musicians admit that they play any old shit they want

"I just pick up a trumpet and play any old shit that comes out my gob," said one musician

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Speed limit at Brynglas Tunnels raised to 20 mph for summer holidays

Speed limit at Brynglas Tunnels raised to 20 mph for summer holidays

Sightseers will now be able to admire the queuing traffic both visiting and fleeing the country

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BREAKING NEWS: Vaughan Gething eyes up England coaching role
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BREAKING NEWS: Vaughan Gething eyes up England coaching role

The former First Minister is looking for a new challenge

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Flip-flop wearers itching to annoy people

Flip-flop wearers itching to annoy people

The season of gnarly yellow nails and foot fungus has started late this year due to the inclement weather

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GP Receptionists School Of Charm To Close

GP Receptionists School Of Charm To Close

Doctors’ receptionists will now undergo local in-house training, where they can practice their patronising skills on local surgery visitors

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Welsh football fans research Spanish heritage

Welsh football fans research Spanish heritage

Fans have previously researched their Dutch and Swiss ancestory as England have strode towards the tournament’s climax

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Treorchy’s ‘Dai Brides 4 U’ exporting 100 Welsh brides a week to wealthy Asian businessmen

Treorchy’s ‘Dai Brides 4 U’ exporting 100 Welsh brides a week to wealthy Asian businessmen

The company is now set to feature in the Top 50 Fastest-Growing Welsh Business List

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Severn Bridge closed to keep English holidaymakers away

Severn Bridge closed to keep English holidaymakers away

The bridge and the tunnel both close on Monday

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Essex Family Spend Day in Pencoed Thinking It Was Pensycnor Wildlife Park

Essex Family Spend Day in Pencoed Thinking It Was Pensycnor Wildlife Park

The wildlife park closed in 1998 because it was shit

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Harry Kane kicks penalty with broken foot

Harry Kane kicks penalty with broken foot

England Captain Harry Kane scored a decisive penalty Dortmund last night

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Midweek Sports Roundup

Midweek Sports Roundup

The latest sports news from the Welsh teams no one gives a shit about

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Walking Dead film crew mistake Aberdare for film set

Walking Dead film crew mistake Aberdare for film set

The crew thought filming had started without them

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Wales Weather Warning: Monday 8 July

Wales Weather Warning: Monday 8 July

Your daily weather forecast for Wales

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