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Hairdressers to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Hairdressers to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Motorists can get a set and perm at the tunnels while they wait for the cars in front to shift their arses

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White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

Students will learn how to park wherever they want, drive up people’s arses, and how to lean out of the window and wolf-whistle at women

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Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

The tangerine shitgibbon has said he wants to make at least £500 from a new investment in Barry’s premier tourist attraction

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96% of people tell their pets that they 'won't be long' when they pop out

96% of people tell their pets that they 'won't be long' when they pop out

The survey also showed that 100% of cats didn't give a shit how long their owners were going to be out

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UN bans pineapple on pizza

UN bans pineapple on pizza

The craze of putting pineapple on pizza was started by some dickhead during the 1960s

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Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence

Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence

Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some f*cker pulled out in front of him quickly

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World dickhead population reaches critical levels

World dickhead population reaches critical levels

The world saw a 14% rise in dickheads in the last month alone

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Nightclub forced close after attracting too many munters

Nightclub forced close after attracting too many munters

The manager of Sticky Floor Nightclub said the place had become overrun with munters in the six months that it had been open

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Welsh tattoos gaining popularity among Asia-Pacific women

Welsh tattoos gaining popularity among Asia-Pacific women

Demand for Welsh tattoos is gaining huge popularity among Asia-Pacific women - but they have no idea what the wording means

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English tourists fail to find Gwesty Hotel

English tourists fail to find Gwesty Hotel

The tourists saw the sign for Gwesty Hotel while travelling through Wales but failed to locate it

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Man sent to buy salad accidentally buys pizza

Man sent to buy salad accidentally buys pizza

Darren Giblet was asked by his wife Debbie to go buy salad from his local store but he got confused and bought pizza instead

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Chavs pull wheelies to ‘prove their manliness’

Chavs pull wheelies to ‘prove their manliness’

Chavs in grey joggers pulling wheelies have become a common sight across the UK in recent years

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