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543Woman who was told to calm down doesn’t calm down
A woman who was told to calm down by her boyfriend has not calmed down. Ethel Bobblehat said that being told to...
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1.8KWoman rips husband’s bollocks off after he says she can’t put heating on
A South Wales woman has ripped off her husband’s testicles after he refused to let her turn the heating on. Glenys ‘SnakeHips’...
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839Calls for Nigel Owens to be new PM
A growing number of disgruntled people are calling for former international rugby referee Nigel Owens to be installed as the UK’s new...
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1.6KBREAKING: Liz Truss to start new job in JD Sports
Former Prime Minister Liz Truss will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She will...
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822BREAKING: Suella Braverman to start new job in JD Sports
Former UK Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She...
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4.9KWoman to miss Autumn Internationals after losing pink cowboy hat
A rugby fan has had to give away her ticket to all the Autumn rugby Internationals because she’s lost her pink cowboy...
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1.2KBREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng to start new job in JD Sports
Former Chancellor of the Cock-p, Kwasi Kwarteng, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday....
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1.1KEngland to annex Barry Island to Somerset
The English Government has announced the surprise annexation of Barry Island to Somerset. The Welsh Government has said that it will ‘send...
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UK Government to arrange piss-up in a brewery
The UK Government is planning to arrange a piss-up in a brewery to celebrate its recent mini-budget. Government ministers are hoping to...
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7.4K95% Welsh people living in England subconsciously park their cars facing Wales
95% of Welsh people living in England subconsciously park their cars facing their homeland. The results have been published as part of...