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21.0KWelsh pensioners embrace hot weather by undoing top button of duffle coats
Pensioners across Wales have embraced the recent warm weather by unbuttoning the top buttons of their duffle coats. As temperatures soar into...
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24.7KScientists declare Chippy Lane as the exact centre of the known Universe
Scientists at a top university have declared Chippy Lane as the exact centre of the known universe. They calculated that the edge...
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4.3KWoman says ‘Oo, it’s close’ for 43rd time today
A woman from South Wales has said ‘Oo, it’s close’ for the 43rd time today. Emily Blundergunt repeated the phrase, despite still...
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45.5KWarning not to leave doggers in hot cars
The government has issued a warning for people to not leave doggers in hot cars. The warning was given after one dogger...
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1.1KHeatwave set to bring sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales
A mini-heatwave is set to bring a sweaty underboob epidemic to Wales next week. Sweaty bollocks are also expected as temperatures soar...
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13.2KSamaritans bring in extra staff as Cardiff hosts Coldplay
The Samaritans have brought in extra staff to deal with fans listening to Coldplay. Thousands are expected to rave the night away...
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3.5KCrisp sandwiches to replace hot school meals
Crisp sarnies are set to replace hot school meals in Welsh schools. Schools say that they have been forced to cut costs...
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6.6KCats announced as the animals least likely to give a shit
The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a shit about anything. The cats were pushed...
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3.5KBrecon Beacons name change done to ‘piss off English tourists’
Brecon Beacons national park has officially changed its name to Bannau Brycheiniog to piss off the English tourists. English tourists will no...
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9.7KHailstones ‘the size of King Kong’s bollocks’ flatten cars in Haverfordwest
Hailstones the size of King Kong’s bollocks have flattened cars and houses in Haverfordwest overnight. The huge chunks of ice, some measuring...