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5.7KBrexit no-deal could destablise the price of Space Raiders
A leading Brexit expert has told WalesOnCraic that failing to secure a deal would see the price of Space Raiders rocket (pun...
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4.1KWelsh surgeon struck off after inserting squeaky toy instead of breast implant
A surgeon from Caernarfon has been struck off after inserting a squeaky toy instead of a breast implant. Brian Grubbyfingers said he’d...
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4.3KPulling up your pants properly to be taught in Welsh schools
The art of pulling up one’s pants is to be taught in Welsh schools. It comes after frequent parading of skanky grundies...
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1.4KSeagulls planning to take over Welsh cities
Seagulls across Wales are planning a large-scale invasion of all major cities. The foul-arsed feathered freaks have been breeding like made over...
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1.3KFormer Blockbuster store to be reopened as a museum
A former Blockbuster video store is to be reopened as an interactive museum. Visitors to the old store in Penarth will be...
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2.6KWales First call for Corona pop to be reinstated in Welsh homes
Welsh nationalist group Wales First has called for Corona pop to be reinstated in all Welsh homes. The group said that the...
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3.3KKanye West officially changes his name to Ye Cockwomble
US rapper Kanye West has officially changed his name to Ye Cockwomble. West, who opens Abertillery Catholic Mothers’ Union Jumble Sale next...
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5.7KWoman uses military-grade flamethrower to remove spider from her bath
A woman from Treorchy has used a military-grade flamethrower to remove a large spider from her bath. Emily Softcheeks was about to...
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1.3KPenarth fisherman catches two-headed fish
A fisherman from Penarth has caught a two-headed fish off the local pier. Simon Bigballs was fishing last night when he caught...
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8.5KMet Office issues Wheelie Bin warning for Wales
The Met Office has issued a yellow warning of wind for Monday night and has advised the people of Wales to secure...