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370.8KBREAKING NEWS: Ginger man spontaneously combusts in Cardiff street
A redheaded man has spontaneously combusted in a Cardiff street. Darren Gingerballs disappeared in a puff of ginger sparkles and dust. An...
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1.9KDavid Davis considering part-time sales assistant position at Trago Mills
Former Bexit minister David ‘David’ Davis has told the cabinet that he’s considering taking up a part-time sales position at Trago Mills....
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5.2KHeatwave to end the day kids break up for school holidays
The current summer heatwave is set to end when the kids break up from school. Shitty weather will move in for the...
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9.2KQueen planning on pulling a sickie when Trump visits
The Queen is planning to pull a sickie when President Trump visits next month. Sources close to the Palace say that she’s...
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1.6KSupermarkets recall burger products after fears that they may contain real meat
Supermarkets across Wales have recalled dozens of burger products that could contain actual meat. Products that have been recalled include Mrs Goggins’...
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1.7KHeatwave turning motorists into angry cockwombles
The current heatwave is turning motorists into angry cockwombles at an alarming rate. That’s the view of Welsh Automobile Thingybob Club’s Alan...
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5.0KTrump: We’re gonna land a man on the sun
Supreme Leader Donald Trump has told reporters that American is going to be the first country to land a man on the...
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1.3KWoman grants husband permission to turn the heating off
A woman from Cardiff has granted permission to turn the heating off. Glenda Thunderkegs has had the heating on since August last...
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2.1KDanny Dyer appointed as new Home Secretary
Actor Danny ‘Farking’ Dyer has been appointed the new Home Secretary after giving an impassioned speech on Brexit live on TV. Dyer,...
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3.7KVAR to be introduced to School Sports Days
Video Assistant Referee technology is to be implemented into all Welsh School Sports Days. It follows news that parents are lacing their...