BREAKING NEWS: Patch of blue sky spotted over South Wales

Patches of blue sky have reportedly been spotted over South Wales.

The sightings follow weeks of shitty pissy weather and raises hope that the Sun does actually still exist.

Eyewitness Jim Gunt told WalesOnCraic:

“I’d just come out of Kwik Save. I was up there buying some milk because my missis drank most of it all last night when she made herself some Horlicks. Anyway, I came out of the shop and there it was – right in front of me. I said to my missis ‘Fak me, look at that’ but then the patch of blue sky disappeared and it pissed down again. I was pretty sure it was blue sky but I can’t be 100% sure because I’m colour-blind.”

Another eyewitness said:

“There was definitely a patch of blue sky. I saw it with my very own eyes, as opposed to anyone else’s eyes.”

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