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14.9KWales First to protest at Eastern European snow settling in Wales
Welsh nationalist group Wales First are to protest at any Eastern European snow that decides to settle in the country. The group...
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4.9KFiat 500 lost down Cardiff pothole
A Fiat 500 disappeared down a pothole on a Cardiff road on Thursday morning. Eyewitnesses say that the car, driven by Swansea...
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2.9KKFC’s chickens found behind side of wheelie bin
KFC’s lost chickens have been found down the side of their wheelie bins. Delivery experts DHL had left them in their ‘safe...
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2.5KTom Jones to release grime album
Welsh singing superstar Tom Jones is to release a so-called grime album. The 92-year-old, Ponty-born legend has this week announced a new...
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2.2KKFC on lockdown after all the chickens fly away
KFCs across the land have been shut since Sunday afternoon after all the chickens flew away. Eyewitnesses said that the mass-migration was...
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3.1KEarthquake Aid Workers inundated with requests
In the wake of the Great Earthquake of 2018, aid workers today said they’ve been inundated with requests to help rebuild. Swansea...
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8.3KEarthquake cleanup begins
A nationwide cleanup operation has begun after an earthquake measuring 5.0 on the Richter scale hit Port Talbot in the early hours....
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6.4KSouth Wales hit by ‘Tremendous Wobble’
Residents in a Swansea village were left shocked by a terror earthquake that hit Saturday afternoon. The giant wobble measured 0.08 on...
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27.2KSouth Wales earthquake was just a ‘large woman slipping on a kebab’
An ‘earthquake’ that rocked Wales today has been explained away by local geologists. The earthquake measured 1.1 on the Richter Scale but...
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12.7KTwickenham A&E bracing itself for influx of ‘chariots in rectums’
Twickenham’s Accident & Emergency Department is bracing itself for an influx of chariots in rectums this weekend. Doctors have warned that England...