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567Wales can expect drier weather ‘when it stops raining’
Weather experts have warned that Wales will have to wait until the rain stops before we get drier weather. Rain has been...
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3.9KBREAKING NEWS: Patch of blue sky spotted over Wales
A patch of blue sky has been spotted over South Wales. Several startled eyewitnesses say that the blue sky was ‘up there’...
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5.2KMr Universe competition won by contestant from Earth…again
The 2022 Mr Universe competition has been won by someone from Earth – for the 46th consecutive year. The competition, held at...
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687Kanye West seeks Welsh dap deal
Former billionaire and person known as Kanye West, is seeking a sponsorship deal with a Welsh dap company. The artist now known...
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318Woman who was told to calm down doesn’t calm down
A woman who was told to calm down by her boyfriend has not calmed down. Ethel Bobblehat said that being told to...
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1.2KWoman rips husband’s bollocks off after he says she can’t put heating on
A South Wales woman has ripped off her husband’s testicles after he refused to let her turn the heating on. Glenys ‘SnakeHips’...
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511Calls for Nigel Owens to be new PM
A growing number of disgruntled people are calling for former international rugby referee Nigel Owens to be installed as the UK’s new...
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1.3KBREAKING: Liz Truss to start new job in JD Sports
Former Prime Minister Liz Truss will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She will...
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521BREAKING: Suella Braverman to start new job in JD Sports
Former UK Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She...
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4.7KWoman to miss Autumn Internationals after losing pink cowboy hat
A rugby fan has had to give away her ticket to all the Autumn rugby Internationals because she’s lost her pink cowboy...