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831Sending unsolicited dick pics will now be a crime
Lads sending unsolicited dick pics to people is to be a crime from July. Each month, hundreds of thousands of men send...
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802Woman mortgages house to buy family popcorn at local cinema
A woman from Tonteg has mortgaged her house to pay for popcorn at a local cinema. Eileen Thundergunt splashed out £45,000 to...
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2.5KCardiff’s Grumpy Fucker Coffee Shop is hiring
The world-famous Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop has advertised for a new General Dogsbody. Cardiff’s famous coffee shop is looking to hire someone...
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1.2KTrump calls Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ within first minute of summit
US Supreme Leader Donald J Trump has called North Korea’s Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ at the highly-anticipated summit. Reports say that...
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2.9KBeyoncé went to Chippy Lane ‘looking for crisps’
US superstar Beyoncé and her fella Jay Z snuck to Chippy Lane last night, looking for a bag of crisps. The pair,...
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1.2KMan ‘extremely distressed’ to find out his best friend watches Love Island
A man from Trehafod is reportedly ‘distressed’ after finding out that his best friend watches Love Island. His friend, a grown man,...
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5.6KWelsh trains to get ‘Thomas faces’ as part of £30 billion investment
Welsh trains are to get facelifts in the form of Thomas the Tank Engine over the next 5 years. It comes as...
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2.3KWoman mutters ‘Ooo, it’s close innit?’ for the 745th time today
A woman from Barry has muttered about the weather being ‘close’ for the 745th time today. Eileen Sweatycrack managed to repeat the...
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2.0KRoseanne Barr gets new job in Caerphilly Greggs
Disgraced TV star Roseanne Barr has landed herself a new role as a sales assistant in Greggs. The comedian starts her new...