The proposed Circuit of Wales is to be replaced with a children’s ride.
The Welsh Assembly Government said it’ll keep both the kids and parents happy.
A spokesman for the Assembly told WalesOnCraic:
“We understand that people wanted this facility here in Wales but we also need to put the nation’s bin collections first. Yes, we have spent a lot of money on this thing that we’re not going to go ahead with but we also don’t want to let the people of Wales down. We are therefore going to install a lovely children’s ride in Ebbw Vale. That way, the kids will be happy and no one will be able to make money off the back of our loan. It’ll be a great ride – it’ll even have a fire engine with a real working bell on it and everything. I know my kids are going to be happy about it because they never get out of the house and they are easily pleased.”
A spokesman for Kevin’s Carousels, who will be providing the ride said:
“The Assembly have slipped us £260 million to install the ride to I’m happy as Larry, whoever he is.”