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A reopened Penscynor Wildlife Park could ‘sustain an independent Wales’

Welsh nationalists have put forward an economic development plan for an independent Wales based on the reopening of Penscynor Wildlife Park. The...

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Samaritans bring in extra staff as Cardiff hosts Coldplay

The Samaritans have brought in extra staff to deal with fans listening to Coldplay. Thousands are expected to rave the night away...

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Wales play shitly against Iran to lull England into a false sense of security

Officials from Wales’s World Cup camp have told WalesOnCraic that their side deliberately played shitly against Iran to lull upcoming rivals England...

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Kanye West seeks Welsh dap deal

Former billionaire and person known as Kanye West, is seeking a sponsorship deal with a Welsh dap company. The artist now known...

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Woman rips husband’s bollocks off after he says she can’t put heating on

A South Wales woman has ripped off her husband’s testicles after he refused to let her turn the heating on. Glenys ‘SnakeHips’...

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Calls for Nigel Owens to be new PM

A growing number of disgruntled people are calling for former international rugby referee Nigel Owens to be installed as the UK’s new...

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England to annex Barry Island to Somerset

The English Government has announced the surprise annexation of Barry Island to Somerset. The Welsh Government has said that it will ‘send...

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North Korea nuclear strike on Newport would cause ‘untold improvements’

A leading scientist has told WalesOnCraic that a nuclear strike by North Korea on Newport would cause ‘significant improvements’. Professor Jim FourEyes...