All posts tagged "featured"
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388NewsProven: Excessive masturbation affects eyesight
Scientists at a Welsh laboratory have proven that exessive masturbation affects eyesight. Three professors spent six months studying the phenomemon, before announcing...
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356SportWales definitely won’t lose this weekend: Welsh armchair rugby coach
The national rugby armchair coach of Wales has made a solemn vow to Wales this week. Wales’s national armchair coach Dai Doublegunt...
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11.4KNewsMotorists’ shock as cyclist stops at a red light
Motorists in Cardiff were stunned yesterday when a cyclist stopped at a red light. Drivers queuing outside Cardiff Castle were so shocked...
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348Featured19 year-old life coach says to ‘love the hard times’
A 19 year-old life coach has told the Welsh public to embrace the hard times because it makes them stronger. Pippa Smythe-Peacock...
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2.7KNewsHelpline opens to help women addicted to buying cushions
A telephone helpline has been set up for women who are obsessed with purchasing cushions. Cushions Anonymous will allow women to call...
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6.7KNewsPonty man gets three meals a day by painting numbers on wooden spoons and sitting in pubs
A Pontypridd man has admitted getting three hot meals a day by painting numbers onto wooden spoons and sitting in pubs. Unemployed...
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602FeaturedWales starting Six Nations shitly is ‘part of masterplan’
Insiders in the Welsh camp have exclusively told WalesOnCraic that Wales have deliberately started this year’s Six Nations shitly to lull the...
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997FeaturedIrish ‘weather balloon’ spotted over Welsh training camp
An so-called Irish weather balloon has been spotted over the Welsh rugby team’s training camp. The Welsh security services are planning on...
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7.5KNewsBread of Heaven banned at Six Nations for glorifying gluten intolerance
Popular song Bread of Heaven has been banned from this year’s Six Nations games because the lyrics glorify gluten intolerance. ‘Feed me...
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2.3KSportPsychic saveloy sausage predicts huge win over Ireland this weekend
A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted a Welsh win over Ireland this weekend, setting Wales on course for a Grand Slam in...