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Woman says ‘Oo, it’s close’ for 43rd time today

A woman from South Wales has said 'Oo, it's close' for the 43rd time today. Emily Blundergunt repeated the phrase, despite still not knowing exactly...

Wanker driver sign warns drivers of wanker drivers

New signs featuring the picture of a cock and balls are to appear on roads across the UK to warn drivers of wanker drivers...

Gove to release cover version of Smack My Bitch Up

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Michael Gove is to release a cover version of The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up'. Gove...

Black Friday shoppers set to buy shit that shops couldn’t sell...

Shopper across the UK are set to relieve stores of shit that they haven't been able to sell all year. Black Friday shoppers will then...

TfW Rail change their name to WTF Rail

TfW Rail has changed its name to WTF Rail to reflect the recent cancellations and delays. Transport for Wales said the new name change was...

Fat passenger sues airline for sitting next to whinger

A fat air passenger is suing an airline for seating him next to a whinger. Freddy 'Fatboy' Eightbellies is suing the airline for distress caused...

Brexit Latest: Here’s what we know so far

It started off so well. In a bid to silence his right-wing anti-EU backbenchers once and for all, Prime Minister David Cameron took the...

Prince Charles celebrates 70th birthday by getting shit-faced and eating slutty...

Prince Charles is celebrating his birthday today by getting shit-faced and eating slutty kebabs. The Prince of Wales has said that he intends seeing out...

Welsh litter pickers ‘Keeping Wales Tidy by popping rubbish over Welsh...

Litter pickers on the Welsh border with England have been accused of keeping Wales tidy by putting rubbish over the fence into England. With the...

Schools to teach kids difference between ‘there’, ‘their’ and ‘they’re’

Schools across Wales are to start teaching kids about homophones. The news comes as incorrect usage of 'there', 'their' and 'they're' reaches shit-busting proportions. A spokesman...