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Sep 7, 2025
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Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media
Sep 1, 2025
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Back-to-school students' new exercise books will be at least 4 inches thick with their new coverings
Aug 30, 2025
The new UK political party says it will stick up for traditional values
Aug 29, 2025
Authorities said that the movie created unrealistic expectations of what people can expect in real life
Aug 28, 2025
Organisers say the inaugural competition sold out in days
Aug 26, 2025
The new savoury pastries taste just like real sausage rolls made with arseholes and eyeballs, according to its maker
Aug 25, 2025
A queue of Fiat 500s and Minis stretched back 5 miles from Cwmhard beach over the weekend
Aug 24, 2025
Bradley 'Wiggins' Tightarse was spotted using the dedicated cycle lane yesterday
Aug 20, 2025
Entrants from other planets were once again under-represented
Aug 19, 2025
The conference in Cardiff had to be abandoned after several delegates got touchy and kicked off big time
Aug 18, 2025
Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly
Aug 17, 2025
The beach has the #1 recommended destination for English tourists this year
Aug 16, 2025
The street defence force said it feels Wales needs more security guarantees in an uncertain world
Aug 14, 2025
The Cheeto Benito and the Grandpa in his Bunker will meet in Alaska to decide the future of Ukraine
Aug 13, 2025
Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout
Aug 12, 2025
Brendon BigBollocks was caught speeding by the Income Collection Department of the local police force
Aug 11, 2025
Authorities are hoping to tow the island back to the mainland in the next few days
Aug 10, 2025
The knee pads are designed to help the handful of middle-class women of a certain age who struggle to get on their knees in public parks
Aug 8, 2025
The two-day event dragged on for over a week following confusion over who was clapping for what
Aug 7, 2025
Evel will take off from Penarth Pier and hopefully land somewhere near Weston-super-Mare
Aug 6, 2025
Careful consideration goes into choosing the bridesmaids, who are usually chosen to help make the bride look better
Aug 5, 2025
Members of the family stopped off to take photos and have lunch at the inflatable
Aug 4, 2025
Betty the Wondersheep will be catapulted into space on top of a big shiny rocket
Aug 3, 2025
The assembled dish of a sausage in a sliced bun has been chosen as the most popular tea in Wales
Aug 2, 2025
The designated beach will allow sun worshippers to walk around with their giblets out unhindered
