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Oct 21, 2025
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Lads will have to sit through seven straight hours of bad karaoke and incessant screeching
Oct 20, 2025
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Ethel Drycleft says she now wants to start doing old people things like standing in the exits of supermarkets to read her receipts
Oct 19, 2025
Gary Wondergunt said the emoji saved him labouriously typing out a 5,000 word reply to his wife’s interrogation as to whether he had put the bins out
Oct 18, 2025
The Welsh government said it is dedicated to spending the money after one cyclist slightly slipped on a wet leaf earlier this month
Oct 17, 2025
The religious organisation say knocking on people's doors and threatening them with hell should not be allowed
Oct 16, 2025
Rufus the Dog was rewarded with some treats and a stick for fearlessly chasing away the killer squirrel
Oct 15, 2025
Painters and decorators will be taught how to whistle actual tunes
Oct 14, 2025
Cats say they have no reason to be violent - but choose to be anyway
Oct 13, 2025
People worldwide are calling for authorities to declare 2025 done and dusted already
Sep 23, 2025
Yvonne Undergunt celebrated her lucky find by having a smear test at the hospital
Sep 7, 2025
Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media
Sep 1, 2025
Back-to-school students' new exercise books will be at least 4 inches thick with their new coverings
Aug 30, 2025
The new UK political party says it will stick up for traditional values
Aug 29, 2025
Authorities said that the movie created unrealistic expectations of what people can expect in real life
Aug 28, 2025
Organisers say the inaugural competition sold out in days
Aug 26, 2025
The new savoury pastries taste just like real sausage rolls made with arseholes and eyeballs, according to its maker
Aug 25, 2025
A queue of Fiat 500s and Minis stretched back 5 miles from Cwmhard beach over the weekend
Aug 24, 2025
Bradley 'Wiggins' Tightarse was spotted using the dedicated cycle lane yesterday
Aug 20, 2025
Entrants from other planets were once again under-represented
Aug 19, 2025
The conference in Cardiff had to be abandoned after several delegates got touchy and kicked off big time
Aug 18, 2025
Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly
Aug 17, 2025
The beach has the #1 recommended destination for English tourists this year
Aug 16, 2025
The street defence force said it feels Wales needs more security guarantees in an uncertain world
Aug 14, 2025
The Cheeto Benito and the Grandpa in his Bunker will meet in Alaska to decide the future of Ukraine
Aug 13, 2025
Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout
