Nudist beach to open in Prestatyn

A nudist beach is set to open in the tropical north Wales resort of Prestatyn.

The designated beach will allow sun worshippers to walk around with their giblets out unhindered.

Simon ‘Shady’ Glenn, spokesman for the Get Yer Baps Out naturist campaign, told WalesOnCraic:

“When I was a youngster, I was always the ugly one in the class. As such, I never got to see women’s bits so when I grew up, I decided to campaign on the naturist theme to see naked women.

“We have pressed hard to get ourselves a nudist beach here in Prestatyn and I am happy to say that the envelope of cash I left at the Planning Office seems to have had the desired effect. I’ll be opening the beach next week and I’ll be taking both my binoculars and my camera to record the event.”

The new beach will include changing huts and an ice cream van.

“I can’t wait to see who comes. I’ve invited my mate Tony down for the day. He rarely sees naked women too so it’ll keep him happy. We might go for some pie and chips after,” added Mr Glenn.

Photo: Eirian Evans