A Welsh store has become the first outlet in the UK to stock the newly-invented Blow Job knee pads.
The knee pads are designed to help the handful of middle-class women of a certain age who struggle to get on their knees in public parks.
Inventor Tina Turbotits told WalesOnCraic:
“My boyfriend’s always moaning about me not being able to service him when we’re out and about. The main problem we have is that my knees are buggered so whenever I go to drop to the floor, I put them out and end up in A&E.
“I decided that us middle-class women of a certain age need some kind of protection so I invented these BJ knee pads that we can wear around at all times, giving us the flexibility to sort our fellas out as and when we are needed. I sometimes use them on my husband too. They’re actually just normal knee pads that you can buy off of Temu but when I added the word Blow Job to them, sales went through the roof.”
The knee pads are worn around the knees and are designed to protect the knees, especially when used in public places.
“Some of the paths around our local part are quite gravelly so these do come in really handed,” added Ms Turbotits.
The knee pads are on sale in all good knee pad outlets and some shit ones.
