Evening classes have been introduced to a Welsh city in a bid to show people how to use apostrophe’s correctly.
Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly.
Course director Simon Sniffle told WalesOnCraic:
“We are still shocked in this day and age by the amount of people who can’t seem to use their apotrophe’s correctly. My wife works as a teacher and even she can’t get that shit right. We’ve decided to set up some evening classes as its’ the only way that people can get a better understanding of there proper usage.
“Classes start in September and costs £50 with a free cup of orange squash. We were going to bring in some biscuits but my greedy little fingers couldn’t stop myself from stealing them and eating them all. I think I’ve got a bit of a problem actually. I may need to see someone about my addition to biscuits. It’s making me obese.”
Classes need to be pre-booked in advance so that Mr Sniffle can ensure they’res enough orange squash.
