Angry Short Man Syndrome Society's trip to Alton Towers 'a disappointment'

Members of the Angry Short Man Syndrome Society were left crestfallen this week following a trip to Alton Towers.

Members were left angrier than usual after they were refused entry to some of the grown up rides.

Society President Timmy SmallShoes told WalesOnCraic:

“We are very annoyed that we couldn’t go on some of the big rides. I had my heart set on riding Nemsis as there’s this girl I wanted to impress online and I was going to post photos for her to see how brave I was. When I got to the front of the queue, they asked me to stand up against a wooden board and they then told me that I couldn’t go on.

“I shouted for a bit because I was angry and then tried to go on another ride but got told the same thing so I shouted some more because I was angry again. Some of the lads were crying and I feel for them, I really do.”

The group had to settle for riding on the tea cup rides for most of the afternoon.

“We got a bit bored after a while so some of the lads went to get some pizza, chips, and some cherry Panda Pops.

The group is looking for better luck when they visit the Crazy Hall of Mirrors next month.

Image: Corey Coyle