A convicted felon and an indicted war criminal will meet in Alaska on Friday to decide the future of an independent country.
The Cheeto Benito and the Grandpa in his Bunker will meet in Alaska to decide the future of Ukraine.
The tangerine shitgibbon told WalesOnCraic:
“Folks, we’re meeting Vladimir in Alaska, the best place, tremendous place, because it’s cold, and I look amazing in a big coat, believe me. People are saying, “Why Alaska?” Well, it’s halfway between Russia and America. It’s very smart, very economical, and no one does deals like me.
“We’ll have the greatest meeting, maybe the greatest in the history of meetings. We’re talking big topics: ice fishing, moose steaks, and who has the better hat. Spoiler: it’s me, by a landslide. I might even teach Vlad the proper way to build a snowman. I’ve been told mine are the classiest, the most luxurious snowmen you’ve ever seen.
“And if things get tense, we’ve got hot chocolate. The best hot chocolate. So warm, so strong, it could end the Cold War all over again. Believe me, Alaska’s going to love it, America’s going to love it. We might even talk about Ukraine.”
The meeting is expected to last a few minutes.
