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Carwyn Jones to become official Derek Brockway impersonator after politics

WalesOnCraic can exclusively reveal that Wales' First Minister, Carwyn Jones has intimated his future career plans once he stands down from his post. Carwyn Jones...

Mother can’t decide whether to wrap presents or just get shit-faced

A woman in Wales is currently facing a dilemma of whether to wrap her kids' presents or just get pissed. The woman, who doesn't want...

Cardiff Bay to host its first Boxing Day Naked Swim

News has reached the offices of WalesOnCraic that Cardiff Bay is to host a Boxing Day swim. Whilst many other seaside resorts around Wales hold...

Storm Barbara set to batter shit out of UK this Christmas...

Storm Barbara is set to batter the shit out of the UK when she thumps into the country on Christmas Eve. The Met Office has...

Life-size Race and Chase race track to be built in Ebbw...

A life-size Race and Chase race track is set to be built in Ebbw Vale. It will replace the Circuit of Wales, which has been...

Friends call ambulance for woman who turned up for work with...

Friends in Cardiff have called for an ambulance for a woman who turned up for work with no makeup on.

Welsh police to get new helicopter to counteract Russian invasion

The Welsh Assembly have signed off on a new helicopter for the Welsh police to counter any invasion by Russia. The new helicopter will have...