All posts tagged "welsh"
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Police called to Principality Stadium to investigate daylight robbery
Police have been called to the Principality Stadium after Wales was robbed of a glorious Six Nations win. Police will be taking...
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Ivanka Trump to open clothes stall in Cardiff Market
Ivanka Trump has announced that she will be setting up a clothes stall in Cardiff’s famous indoor market. Mrs Trump has secured...
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England fans banned from singing ‘droning, dreary song about chariots’ on Saturday
England rugby fans have been told that they can’t sing their usual dreary song about chariots at the forthcoming Wales v England...
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13.3KNewsFour hour standoff as three motorists simultaneously arrive at mini roundabout
A four hour standoff has taken place in Cardiff after three motorists simultaneously arrive at a mini roundabout. The three motorists couldn’t...
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Welsh unemployment down 89% as 3 million people take up armchair rugby coaching positions
Welsh unemployment has dropped unexpectedly as 3 million people have taken up armchair rugby coaching positions. The 3 million armchair coaches will...
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3.8KNewsFather owns pair of underpants that are older than his adult children
A father from Swansea has admitted that he owns a pair of underpants that are older than his children. Dennis Gunt originally...
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North Wales earthquake was just ‘fat bird slipping on a kebab’
An ‘earthquake’ that rocked North Wales earlier today has been explained away by local geologists. The earthquake measured 1.1 on the Richter...
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Pontypridd fast food chain launch the McVodka
A fast food out outlet in Pontypridd has launched the world’s first McVodka. The new burger has been a hit with clubbers...
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Couple with relationship problems stay together for the sake of their dog
A couple with relationship problems from Porth have decided to stay together for the sake of their dog. Chris and Chris Thomas...
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33.1KNewsWelsh builder says he can do Swansea Tidal Lagoon for £200 cash
A builder from Caerphilly has announced that he can do Swansea’s planned tidal lagoon for £200 cash. Dai the Paint provided the Welsh...