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Daily Mail readers demand to see Leanne Wood’s legs

Decrepit Daily Mail readers have demanded to see Leanne Wood's legs so they can decide who is best to lead Brexit negotiations. Plaid Cymru leader...

Day passes without burger bar opening in Cardiff

A whole day has passed without a burger bar opening in the city of Cardiff. The capital city has seen at least one gourmet burger...

This phone app allows men to decipher women’s cryptic sentences in...

A phone app invented by a Welsh company has been launched to help men decode women's cryptic messages as they speak. It will allow men...

A reopened Penscynor Wildlife Park could ‘sustain an independent Wales’

Welsh nationalists have put forward an economic development plan for an independent Wales based on the reopening of Penscynor Wildlife Park. The park closed its...

South Wales Police Force to begin patrols on Raleigh Burners

Police are to start patrolling areas of South Wales on popular 80's bike Raleigh Burners. Police said that they have chosen the Burners because they...

Grand Theft Auto Swansea set to hit shops for Christmas

Popular video game franchise Grand Theft Auto is set to release a new game set in Swansea. The game, GTA Pretty Shitty City will follow...

Boy challenges mum in court over her repeated claims that she...

A 7 year old boy from Tonyrefail has taken his mum to court to challenge her repeated claims that she hasn't sat down all...

Police chopper to do extra shifts in response to North Korea...

The lads to fly the police chopper have exclusively told WalesOnCraic that they're going to put in some extra shifts in response to the...

Welsh spoof news writer runs out of ideas

The lead writer of a Welsh spoof news website has run out of ideas. Editor of WalesOnCraic, Royston Butterscotch, ran out of ideas last night. In...

Pet owners given new powers to send lazy-arsed pets to work...

Pet owners in Wales have been granted new powers to allow them to send their pets to work. The Assembly says the drive is designed...