Home Economics teacher suspended after giving space cake lessons

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A Home Economic teacher from Wales has been struck off after teaching kids how to bake space cakes.

Children at Ysgol Chip Byti were seen lazing about, laughing and pointing at pink dinosaurs walking past the classroom window.

Headmaster David ShinyShoes told WalesOnCraic:

“Unfortunately, one member of our staff has been suspended following a reported case of space cake lessons. As you know, we take recreational drug use in this school very seriously but we cannot be seen to be condoning this kind of thing. We’ve therefore sent our Home Economics teacher home until this has all been sorted out and everyone forgets about it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go smack up in the gents.”

One student who took part in the lesson said:

“It was the best lesson that I ever had. Except I can’t remember much about it. I know I saw Paul Daniels there because he was telling the teacher that he was going to make David Copperfield disappear. I don’t know who they are because I’m too young to remember them but that’s what happened. I think.”