Daily Mail readers demand to see Leanne Wood’s legs

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Decrepit Daily Mail readers have demanded to see Leanne Wood’s legs so they can decide who is best to lead Brexit negotiations.

Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Woods, who owns a fine pair of pins, could potentially see off both Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon.

Randy Sweatyhands, leader of the Daily Mail Readers Group told WalesOnCraic:

“Wooor. Look at those legs. I couldn’t believe my eyes this morning when I saw the front cover of my favourite rag. I had to take the paper to the gents for a while so I could make my mind up who I’d like to lead Brexit negotiations. We were then advised that we had left our Plaid Cymru’s legs. I’ve been Googling her all morning and do you know what – she’s got a lovely pair of legs. If wasn’t married, I really wouldn’t know who to try it on with. Woorrrrr.”

Another reader said:

“I’d have Leanne Wood around for tea any day. I’d have her all rubbed down in Trex to make her all shiny. Wooorrrr. People have been kicking off about the fact that it’s sexist but come on – May and Sturgeon knew what they were doing when they sat down with their skirts on.”