Kanye West seeks Welsh dap deal


Former billionaire and person known as Kanye West, is seeking a sponsorship deal with a Welsh dap company.

The artist now known as Ye is hoping to secure a £200 sponsorship deal with Lightning Daps of Tonteg.

A spokesman for Lightning Daps told WalesOnCraic:

“We had a phone call from LA and there was this lunatic on the end of the phone. Said he used to be Kanye West and that he needs some new daps as his last sponsorship deal had fallen through. He then went off on a rant about some conspiracy theories he’d been working on and then asked if he could fly to Tonteg to see us at our factory. He’s more than welcome to come see us but Julie only works Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, so he might have to wait while I finish off making the daps I need to make today.”

Ye is currently looking for a new sponsorship deal after his last one fell through.

“I’m not sure Lightning Daps is for him though as we tend to sell to the old people in the village.”

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