Wales play shitly against Iran to lull England into a false sense of security

Officials from Wales’s World Cup camp have told WalesOnCraic that their side deliberately played shitly against Iran to lull upcoming rivals England into a false sense of security.

Wales stride onto World Cup glory, having thrashed Iran 0-2 in the second game of their campaign.

A spokesman told WalesOnCraic:

“Obviously, the lads went out there today and obviously, they went out there to win and obviously, we’ll take the positives from the game, of which there were none, and we’ll take it one game at a time; I’ve always said that this is a game of two halves, which it is, obviously, and obviously, we’ll pick our chins up and look to the next game, which is against England, and obviously, they’ll now be thinking that we’re shit, which we have been, but we know that we’re a good side and obviously, it’s the way the cookie crumbles and sometimes that’s it. Obvously.”

Wales still have high hopes of advancing in this year’s World Cup. They need everyone else to lose all their games against each other and for FIFA to accept the £30 bribe that has been offered by some fans.

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