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Cats announced as the animals least likely to give a shit

The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a shit about anything. The cats were pushed all the way...

Proposed smacking ban in Wales could hit massage parlours hard

News that new powers in the Wales Bill, due to be approved by the House of Lords on Tuesday 10th January could see the...

Welsh farm launches range of dog cheese

A farm in mid Wales has launched the world's first range of dog cheeses. The cheese is made from dogs's milk and has gone on...

Petition calls for brighter mornings

A petition has been launched to persuade the Government to brighten up mornings. The petition calls for an end to 'grey, grizzly, gloomy and downright...

This is the latest dieting fad that’s sweeping the world –...

A new diet that's sweeping the world has seen people losing weight, dropping dress sizes and feeling a lot better in themselves. The new diet,...

Man undecided whether to watch The Voice or to drape his...

A man from North Wales is facing the unusual dilemma of either watching the new series of The Voice or draping his wet bollocks...

PROVEN: Customers aren’t always right – sometimes they’re cockwombles

A recent report has dispelled the myth that the customer is always right. The report showed that customers are often arseholes and sometimes total cockwombles. Helen...

Michael Fish at blame for global warming

Former weather forecaster Micheal Fish has been officially blamed for global warming. The TV personality has also recently been blamed for Brexit and the rise...

Getting drunk and judging people was the most popular pastime of...

It has been revealed that getting drunk and judging people was the most popular pastime of 2016. The recreation beat off stiff competition from farting...

Makers of Turkey Twizzlers to buy Jamie Oliver’s restaurants

The makers of Turkey Twizzlers are set to snap up the Jamie Oliver restaurants that have been earmarked for closure. Jamie Oliver was the driving...