Girls warned to tame eyebrows or face looking like cockwombles

Girls across Wales have been warned to go easy on their eyebrows or face looking like cockwombles.

The warnings come from a Welsh Assembly group set up to help people avoid looking like cockwombles.

Chairman Gordon Sweatycrack told WalesOnCraic:

“Our group was set up a year ago in response to the alarming rate of rogue eyebrows here in Wales. I was only on the bus the other day when this girl got on. She looked like she’d drawn her eyebrows on with marker pen. I couldn’t take my eyes of them. When I got back to the office, I did some research and found out that this is the current trend in eyebrows. I hadn’t even given it any thought until then. I set up the group the following day and our message to young women is to tame their brows or end up looking like a cockwomble.”

One girl who paid £50 to have her eyebrows ‘done’ said:

“I thinks they looks lush. Before, I had no eyebrows at all but I love the way that my new ones are so striking. When I goes down the club, I gets all the lads looking at me. It was definitely the best £50 I’ve ever spent.”

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