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Millions of ‘bad dudes’ land in US as judge blocks Trump’s ban

Millions of bad dudes have landed in the US after a federal judge temporarily block Donald Trump’s ban.

The dudes have been waiting off the US coast for weeks in case the ban was overturned.

One bad dude told WalesOnCraic:

“We’ve been waiting for this moment for weeks. We’ve been waiting off the coast in small boats in case the ban was challenged and overturned. Luckily for us, one judge said that it was illegal so we’ve now taken our chance to land our boats. We’re really bad – the people of the US are going to hate us. We do things like leave the toilet seat up, leave the top off the toothpaste and really bad things like that. American won’t know what’s hit them. There’s millions of us and we’re going to take over the country.”

A spokesman for the White House said:

“We are convinced that we had the largest crowd at any inauguration in American history. We’ve got photographic evidence to back us up and to show that the media is LYING! Our dear President said that he could see people are far as he could see. We are going to launch an investigation into how the media deliberately MISLED the public about this inauguration. We’d also like to take a moment to remember those who were killed in the Bowling Green Massacre at this time.”

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