Election 2017
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Don’t forget to vote – Love Island needs you
The UK is being reminded about the importance of voting – as the storylines on Love Island hot up for another year....
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Ariana Grande takes election poll lead
Singer Ariana Grande has taken the lead in the latest election polls. The 23 year-old American has shown how to unite a...
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May’s money tree found providing tax breaks to the super-rich
Theresa May’s missing Money Tree has been found providing tax breaks to the super-rich. The Prime Minister has missed several TV debates...
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May calls in 20,000 soldiers to replace the 20,000 police she cut
Prime Minister Theresa May has called in 20,000 soldiers to replace the 20,000 police officers she has cut from duty. She told...
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Tories to provide silver spoons for party donors’ newborns
The Conservative Party have announced that they will provide free silver spoons for newborns of their donors. The party said that they...
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Theresa May to cull all kittens and puppies to save £3m a year
Theresa May has announced that she is going to save £3m a year by culling all kittens and puppies. She is also...
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NZ Lions win, 5 Triple Crowns and 3 Grand Slams – Labour’s plan to take UK back to 70’s appeals to Welsh electorate
Labour’s plans to take the UK back to the 1970s has struck a chord with the Welsh electorate, according to some clever...
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101 dalmations go missing from puppy farm after Theresa May visit
101 dalmations have gone missing from a puppy farm following a visit by the Prime Minister. Eyewitness Roger Radcliffe said two Downing...
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Wales’s richest individual earns £340 a year says Diane Abbott
The richest person in Wales earns a staggering £340 a year according to Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott. The individual was announced...