Election 2017

Ariana Grande takes election poll lead

Singer Ariana Grande has taken the lead in the latest election polls.

The 23 year-old American has shown how to unite a country in a time of need.

A spokesman for pollsters Polls-4-U told WalesOnCraic:

“I think we’ve all been impressed by this woman’s ability to bring us all together. If she can even manage to get Liam Gallagher out of bed, we think that she can just about achieve anything. Our latest poll shows that 55% of people would like to see this woman as our next Prime Minister. She’s good-looking, can belt out a cracking tune and of course, she’s got the people’s backing.”

One participant of the poll said:

“I’d pick Ariana any day. Get her into 10 Downing Street I say. Whatever proposals she puts in front of the Queen, we’ll have them. No questions asked.”

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