Theresa May’s missing Money Tree has been found providing tax breaks to the super-rich.
The Prime Minister has missed several TV debates looking for the mythical tree.
A spokesman for Downing Street told WalesOnCraic:
“We’ve been looking for this bloody tree everywhere. We knew it existed because we know that the rich were just getting richer. We just couldn’t figure out where it was. Finally, we found it down the back of our settee.”
Mrs May finally put in an appearance on TV last night at a Question Time Special. She told the audience that she hadn’t been on telly because she’d been looking for this tree. Jeremy Corbyn also put in an appearance and told the audience that he wanted to take Mrs May outside.