A nationwide cleanup operation has begun after an earthquake measuring 5.0 on the Richter scale hit Port Talbot in the early hours....
Residents in a Swansea village were left shocked by a terror earthquake that hit Saturday afternoon. The giant wobble measured 0.08 on...
An ‘earthquake’ that rocked Wales today has been explained away by local geologists. The earthquake measured 1.1 on the Richter Scale but...
Twickenham’s Accident & Emergency Department is bracing itself for an influx of chariots in rectums this weekend. Doctors have warned that England...
US President Donald Trump has taken credit for launching a Tesla Roadster into space. Trump said that the whole thing was his...
Hunky rugby pundit John Inverdale is to change his name to John England-Dale by deed poll. His name change will reflect his...
British superstar Piers Morgan has had his head successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum. Doctors took 17 hours to extract Morgan’s head,...
A man from Treherbert has held a fart in during a full 50 minute massage. Gary Thundergunt said he didn’t enjoy the...
Wales has returned to its default state of being miserable as shit following a day of unnatural happiness. Welsh Happiness Day saw...
News is emerging that shithole countries across the world are still functioning. It follows news that the US is currently without a...