Former University Regulator Toby Young is to become Phil Mitchell’s stunt double after leaving his government post. Young said he was more...
A staggering 98% of women who say that they are ready to leave the house are in fact lying, according to a...
A man from Merthyr who ordered an online escort got the fright of his life when a Ford Cortina was delivered. Bryn...
Calls have been made to nationalise Greggs the bakers. The company has become a national treasure, according to many fat wankers across...
Bin day schedules across Wales have gone to shit following the Christmas holiday period. Bin-putter-outers all over the country are putting their...
Festive favourite Rudolph has taken revenge on years of bullying and murdered all his teammates. All of the other reindeer used to...
Wales is expected to be brought to its knees tomorrow as a light dusting of snow is expected across the country. Milk...
Cyclists across Wales have been given guidance on how to avoid cycling-related injuries. The Bradley Wiggins wannabes have been told to get...
A recent poll has suggested that 67% of the nation couldn’t give a shit about Harry and Meghan. The couple announced that...
Short-arsed people across the world have been officially reclassified as tall elves for the festive season. The announcement comes as Santa’s real...