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Welsh farmer publishes Sexy Sheep calendar to raise money for farm
Cold weather ‘set to last until it gets warmer’
Welsh cars abandon third, fourth, and fifth gears
Woman uses gym membership card for first time in 10 months
Cardiff woman ‘turned into a werewolf’ after not eating for 5 hours
Woman uses military-grade flamethrower to remove spider from her bath
Schools to teach kids difference between ‘there’, ‘their’ and ‘they’re’
Meaningless statistics increase by 17.4%
BREAKING NEWS: Patch of blue sky spotted over Wales
93% Wales putting their Christmas trees up on 6th November