Brazilian president tests positive for karma

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Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro has tested positive for karma.

The playboy president, who has played down the recent Coronavirus pandemic, made the announcement at a press conference today.

He told waiting reporters:

“For months, I’ve been playing down the threat of karma but in the past few hours, I can confirm that I’ve tested positive for karma. I wasn’t expecting it, I was flirting with it, and then it came and bit me on the Brazilian ass. I shall be spending the next few days feeling sorry for myself, and moping about the place with a long face. I should never had tempted fate, but, well, here we are. Karma served up on a plate.”

Bolsonaro is expected to sit out the next few weeks while his recovers from his bout of karma.

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