Heavy pissy rain will move in from the west during the morning and trundle its way northeastwards all day. Winds will pick up and you’ll wish that you never invited Dave and Babs around for that barbecue because you’re now stuck indoors with them and you never liked them anyway. Maximum temperature 20°C.
Down on the farm, we’ve given up hoping for a Summer so we’ve stocked up on teabags and Malted Milks and we’re all ready for Autumn. Mrs Honey has bought herself some titty warmers for those cold Autumn nights ahead.