Weather: Tuesday 12th November

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A grumpy start to the day with the grumbliest of the weather up north. Wind and rain will move down to the south but will ease off by the end of the day. A maximum temperature of 10°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey’s run for MP has been thrown in doubt after it was discovered that he’d married one of the sheep on the farm back in the 1970s. A recent report in the local newspaper claimed it had a marriage certificate that showed that Farmer Honey was indeed married to a ewe called Glenda. Farmer Honey has denied the reports and claimed that the report was fake news. Mrs Honey is not happy.