Very much like Mrs Honey, Friday will start wet and windy. Rain should move away during the morning, leaving Wales with a mostly dry afternoon with biggish dollops of sunshine. Fairly breezy but feeling quite warm. Maximum temperature 17°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has been trying to decorate the house for Halloween. He’s decided to save on buying synthetic cobwebs this year, and has left all the real ones that are hanging off the ceiling there for effect.
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