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Short-arsed people reclassified as tall elves

Short-arsed people across the world have been officially reclassified as tall elves for the festive season. The announcement comes as Santa’s real elves are busy making toys in the North Pole. Chief Elf Harry Rosycheeks told WalesOnCraic: “At this time of year, our usual elves are busy making shit up in the North Pole which…

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