All posts tagged "featured"
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39.5KNewsCamping officially renamed as ‘divorce in a bag’
The outdoor pastime of camping is to be officially renamed as ‘divorce in a bag’. It follows recent domestic problems as couples...
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17.4KNewsA reopened Penscynor Wildlife Park could ‘sustain an independent Wales’
Welsh nationalists have put forward an economic development plan for an independent Wales based on the reopening of Penscynor Wildlife Park. The...
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4.4KNewsWoman says ‘Oo, it’s close’ for 43rd time today
A woman from South Wales has said ‘Oo, it’s close’ for the 43rd time today. Emily Blundergunt repeated the phrase, despite still...
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45.5KNewsWarning not to leave doggers in hot cars
The government has issued a warning for people to not leave doggers in hot cars. The warning was given after one dogger...
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13.2KNewsSamaritans bring in extra staff as Cardiff hosts Coldplay
The Samaritans have brought in extra staff to deal with fans listening to Coldplay. Thousands are expected to rave the night away...
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6.7KNewsCats announced as the animals least likely to give a shit
The humble cat has officially been announced as the animal least likely to give a shit about anything. The cats were pushed...
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16.5KNewsSwansea granny ‘delighted’ with Amazon’s Easter Rabbit mix up
A grandmother from Swansea has happily taken delivery of an Amazon delivery that wasn’t for her. Townhill’s Gaynor Throbbon ordered a 1ft...
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1.1KNewsProven: Excessive masturbation affects eyesight
Scientists at a Welsh laboratory have proven that exessive masturbation affects eyesight. Three professors spent six months studying the phenomemon, before announcing...
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963SportWales definitely won’t lose this weekend: Welsh armchair rugby coach
The national rugby armchair coach of Wales has made a solemn vow to Wales this week. Wales’s national armchair coach Dai Doublegunt...
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12.2KNewsMotorists’ shock as cyclist stops at a red light
Motorists in Cardiff were stunned yesterday when a cyclist stopped at a red light. Drivers queuing outside Cardiff Castle were so shocked...