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TfW Rail change their name to WTF Rail

TfW Rail has changed its name to WTF Rail to reflect the recent cancellations and delays. Transport for Wales said the new name change was...

Fat passenger sues airline for sitting next to whinger

A fat air passenger is suing an airline for seating him next to a whinger. Freddy 'Fatboy' Eightbellies is suing the airline for distress caused...

Brexit Latest: Here’s what we know so far

It started off so well. In a bid to silence his right-wing anti-EU backbenchers once and for all, Prime Minister David Cameron took the...

Prince Charles celebrates 70th birthday by getting shit-faced and eating slutty...

Prince Charles is celebrating his birthday today by getting shit-faced and eating slutty kebabs. The Prince of Wales has said that he intends seeing out...

Welsh litter pickers ‘Keeping Wales Tidy by popping rubbish over Welsh...

Litter pickers on the Welsh border with England have been accused of keeping Wales tidy by putting rubbish over the fence into England. With the...

Schools to teach kids difference between ‘there’, ‘their’ and ‘they’re’

Schools across Wales are to start teaching kids about homophones. The news comes as incorrect usage of 'there', 'their' and 'they're' reaches shit-busting proportions. A spokesman...

Welsh obesity levels linked to ‘eating ‘shit’

A £3bn survey by the Welsh Assembly has discovered a link between obesity and eating shit. The survey discovered that the more shit you eat,...

45% women secretly use their fella’s beard trimmers to mow their...

A staggering 45% of women in the UK secretly use their boyfriend or husband's beard trimmers to trim their muffters. Researchers found that a further...

Scottish supporter mistook Welsh player’s bare arse for bike stand

A Welsh rugby fan mistook a Welsh rugby player's bare arse and attempted to park his bike there on the weekend. Donald 'Donald' McDonald arrived...

50ft Superted statue planned for Barry Island

Plans have been unveiled today for a 50ft statue of Superted at Barry Island. The giant replica of the Welsh superhero would overlook the seafront...