Former FIFA President Sepp Blatter is to start a new career as a Zumba instructor in Barry.
The 79 year old announced his resignation today, five days after being voted in.
He told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve always loved Barry and I’ve always loved Zumba so I thought I’d pair the two together and make a new career out of it. I’m hoping to put all this corruption stuff behind me and hopefully, I can start making some real money this way.”
Blatter will be joining the likes of Prince Harry and Jeremy Clarkson at a local Zumba company run by Giles Smallballs. He told WalesOnCraic:
“I’m so excited that I’ve just clapped my hands together in a very camp manner. Sepp will be able to cover my OAP classes on Wednesday afternoons, which is great because I can take my Mam shopping at Kwik Save. She struggles to get out the house, what with her giant legs.”
Sepp will be moving and shaking at Coconuts Playhall on Holton Road from July onwards.