World News
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2.1KRoseanne Barr gets new job in Caerphilly Greggs
Disgraced TV star Roseanne Barr has landed herself a new role as a sales assistant in Greggs. The comedian starts her new...
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1.8KUS to arm dogs to shoot their way out of overhead lockers
The United States has pushed through emergency legislation to arm dogs with assault rifles. The legislation was pushed through late last night...
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1.6KDonald Trump takes credit for launching a Tesla Roadster into space
US President Donald Trump has taken credit for launching a Tesla Roadster into space. Trump said that the whole thing was his...
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4.6KPiers Morgan successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum
British superstar Piers Morgan has had his head successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum. Doctors took 17 hours to extract Morgan’s head,...
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1.6KBREAKING NEWS: Shithole countries still functioning
News is emerging that shithole countries across the world are still functioning. It follows news that the US is currently without a...
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1.6KDoctor confirms that Trump is mentally stable – just an average cockwomble
A doctor sent to provide Donald Trump with a cognitive analysis has said that the President is fine but that he’s just...
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4.1KShort-arsed people reclassified as tall elves
Short-arsed people across the world have been officially reclassified as tall elves for the festive season. The announcement comes as Santa’s real...
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1.9KTaking a shit officially recognised as ‘Me Time’ for struggling mums
Mums across the world have welcomed news that taking a shit has been officially recognised as taking ‘Me Time’. Some mothers have...
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3.1KNew iPhone X to come pre-smashed to save you the bother
Apple’s new iPhone X will come with a pre-smashed screen to save users the bother of doing it themselves. iPhone users will...