World News
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5.3KTrump: We’re gonna land a man on the sun
Supreme Leader Donald Trump has told reporters that American is going to be the first country to land a man on the...
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1.5KTrump calls Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ within first minute of summit
US Supreme Leader Donald J Trump has called North Korea’s Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ at the highly-anticipated summit. Reports say that...
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2.2KRoseanne Barr gets new job in Caerphilly Greggs
Disgraced TV star Roseanne Barr has landed herself a new role as a sales assistant in Greggs. The comedian starts her new...
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2.1KUS to arm dogs to shoot their way out of overhead lockers
The United States has pushed through emergency legislation to arm dogs with assault rifles. The legislation was pushed through late last night...
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1.8KDonald Trump takes credit for launching a Tesla Roadster into space
US President Donald Trump has taken credit for launching a Tesla Roadster into space. Trump said that the whole thing was his...
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4.9KPiers Morgan successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum
British superstar Piers Morgan has had his head successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum. Doctors took 17 hours to extract Morgan’s head,...
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1.8KBREAKING NEWS: Shithole countries still functioning
News is emerging that shithole countries across the world are still functioning. It follows news that the US is currently without a...
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1.9KDoctor confirms that Trump is mentally stable – just an average cockwomble
A doctor sent to provide Donald Trump with a cognitive analysis has said that the President is fine but that he’s just...
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4.4KShort-arsed people reclassified as tall elves
Short-arsed people across the world have been officially reclassified as tall elves for the festive season. The announcement comes as Santa’s real...