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2.4KBoris bans Putin from Peppa Pig World
Hardline Prime Minister Boris Johnson has banned Vladimir Putin from entering Peppa Pig World. The announcement comes amid a flurry of sanctions...
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1.9KLiz Truss sells pork to the Russians
Foreign Secretary Liz Truss has successfully sold pork to the Russians at a high-level meeting in Moscow. Truss successfully opened up pork...
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2.1KKim Kardashian West ‘looking for a nice Welsh lad with a big willy’
Pointless celebrity Kim Kardashian West is reportedly looking for a Welsh man with a big willy to replace her estranged husband Kanye...
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2.0KPensioner retires to Florida
A pensioner who has been living in Washington DC for the last four years has retired to Florida. The OAP, who has...
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2.0KMexico decides it wants a wall after all
Mexico has officially announced that it would like a wall to separate it from the US after all. Canada has also stated...
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1.8KUS and UK to have ‘Double-Date Impeachment’
The United States and the United Kingdom are to have a ‘double-date’ impeachment in the next few months. The Live Aid style...
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2.5KTrump suggest using nukes to bring warmth to US winters
President Trump has suggested using nuclear weapons to bring a bit of warmth to winters in America. The bombs would make winter...
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4.4KMiley Cyrus ‘looking for a nice Welsh lad with a big willy’
Singer Miley Cyrus is reportedly looking for a Welsh man with a big willy to replace her estranged husband Liam Hemsworth. The...
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Judge Judy confirmed as new Supreme Court judge
TV personality Judge Judy has been confirmed as the new Supreme Court judge in the US. Judy will start work on Monday...