BREAKING NEWS: Woman Remembers To Take Carrier Bags To Supermarket

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Reports are coming in that a Cardiff woman has turned up at a Tesco checkout with carrier bags that she had bought on an earlier shopping trip.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“There I was asking her if she needed plastic bags, when all of a sudden, she bring out what she called ‘the girls’. Within seconds, she’d brought out ten plastic carrier bags – one from the Co-op and one from Asda. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. In the end I cried because that comes more naturally to me.”

Store officials are still trying to trace the identity of the woman, who was described as ‘a sad fucker’.

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