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Scottish supporter mistook Welsh player’s bare arse for bike stand

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A Welsh rugby fan mistook a Welsh rugby player’s bare arse and attempted to park his bike there on the weekend.

Donald ‘Donald’ McDonald arrived late at the game on his bicycle and attempted to park in what he thought was a bike rack.

He told WalesOnCraic:



“I’m a bit short-sighted which got me into trouble in the first place. I thought I was catching a train to Cardiff but ended up in Carmarthen. Having realised my mistake, I hire one of those bikes you can hire and I cycled all the way from Carmarthen to Cardiff. My arse was so sore. I arrived at the stadium and knew I was late so pedalled straight in. I cycled up the steps and as I came over the top, I could see what I thought was a bike stand. Without thinking, I tried to cycle across the pitch but I was stopped by a security guard who asked me where I was going. I told him that I was going to park my bike but he just pushed me off my bike and told me to get out. It was only later that I was told that I’d mistaken one of the player’s arses for a bike stand. I would laugh but it’d hurt my already sore arse.”

Welsh player Steff Evans was the Welsh player who got his arse out during a period of play.

“We loved seeing his arse. We think he won Moon of the Match,” said one fan.

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