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45% women secretly use their fella’s beard trimmers to mow their lady gardens

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A staggering 45% of women in the UK secretly use their boyfriend or husband’s beard trimmers to trim their muffters.

Researchers found that a further 76% fail to wash the trimmer before returning back to the bathroom cupboard.

Brian Bellend who conducted the survey, told WalesOnCraic:



“We are both shocked and amused that women do this kind of thing without telling their other half. Of all the women we spoke to, only one had a trimmer of her own. The rest either let things grow wild or used their fella’s beard trimmers. We were taken aback by the secrecy of it all. We are not sure about how many men are having their beard trimmers used but the figures suggest that it is quite high.”

One woman who didn’t want to be named said:

“I take my hubby’s trimmer and do everything from arsehole to breakfast time. He never notices. At least I don’t think so.”

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