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A neighbour in Cardiff has got up especially early on a Sunday morning to start his angle grinding project. Gary Glumboots has been annoying his neighbours all week with his angle grinding, but wanted to make a special effort for a Sunday morning. He told WalesOnCraic: "I loves...
Charity shops across Wales have reported being overwhelmed by people's unwanted goods. One charity shop manager said that she was 'inundated with shit', and spent 30 minutes trying to get through the front door after people had dumped bags outside. Sheila LadyGarden, who manages a local charity shop, told...
Shop-owners have been doling out more money than they've been taking on their first day of reopening in Wales. Shoppers have been returning all the shit that they bought at Christmas but haven't been able to get money back on. One shopper told WalesOnCraic: "I bought this...
Gyms across Wales are preparing to reopen by widening their entrances so that customers can waddle in. Many exercise machines have also been reinforced to withstand heavier customers. "With gyms closed for the best part of a year, many gym bunnies have turned into wobbly lardarses, but gym bosses say that...
The entire Welsh nation has descended on Tenby after being freed from the shackles of lockdown. 4 billion people have poured into the small Welsh town, leaving some residents wondering if they're going to run out of bread. One resident told WalesOnCraic: "We've had a wonderful year...
Pontypridd
In ancient times, Pontypridd was considered the cradle of Western civilisation, being the birthplace of democracy, Western philosophy, Western literature, historiography, political science, major scientific and mathematical principles. Modern-day historians now consider this a load of hairy bollocks. But here are 10 things you probably didn't know about Pontypridd. Pontypridd, literally translated,...
Welsh rugby fans have been researching their Scottish roots ahead of the crunch game against France on Friday. Wales need Scotland to stop France to hand Wales this year's Six Nations title, which Wales narrowly missed out on when it all went tits up on Saturday. One Welsh fan told WalesOnCraic:
The UK is this week celebrating one whole year since the word 'unprecedented' went viral, causing unprecedented usage of the word 'unprecedented'. The unprecedented use of the word unprecedented was unprecedented in its use. A spokesman for some random and unimportant society told WalesOnCraic: "This time just...
England-rugby
England will be targetting 4th spot in next year's Six Nations after the current reigning champions' latest bid went tits up. Coach Eddie Jones is also rumoured to be eyeing up a new career as as sales assistant in Greggs following a disappointing run of games. England's head of boot polishing...
France is a wonderful country, full of rugged mountains, gorgeous coastlines and ancient castles. Oh. Hang on. No sorry. That's Wales. France is a country full of French people In the times of the dinosaurs, France was part of England. But after two warring sections of dinosaurs couldn't decide on...