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England rugby player Owen Farrell has promised to use his arms during this year's Six Nations tournament. The England fly-half traditionally uses his shoulder to tackle opposing players. A spokesman for Rugby England told WalesOnCraic: "Owen's a tough player but he has promised to be a good...
A woman in Merthyr Tydfil has proudly boasted about getting three inches overnight. Gladys Drycrack said it had been years since she last had three inches like she did last night, and made an announcement on social media this morning. She told WalesOnCraic: "God, it's been ages. My...
Wales is bracing itself for chaos and destruction as weather experts forecast around 1cm of snow tomorrow. Traffic is expected to grind to a standstill and schools are expected to be...erm...closed. International weather expert Derek the Weathersheep told WalesOnCraic: "We all know the drill. We'll forecast 1cm of...
The Welsh Assembly Government is set to flatten all of Wales's mountains in an effort to make Wales bigger than England. The controversial plan means that Wales will be able to build more car parks and roads with bus lanes, attracting more international trade and tourism. Derek Greyshoes, Minister for Making...
Being a Welsh rugby supporter requires patience, the ability to take knockbacks and an overwhelming sense of smugness when things are going right. Here's our beginner's guide to being a Welsh rugby supporter Research your heritage It's all very well saying that you're a Welsh rugby supporter but to qualify...
Police in Gwent have broken up a 400-person newly-vaccinated celebration orgy. Cops were called to a barn in Pontypool after complaints of noise from a nearby farmer. A local eye-witness, who didn't want to be quoted, said: "We don' normally have this kind of thing up our...
Cardiff City have appointed Bungle from Rainbow to be their new manager following the dismissal of Neil Harris. Bungle is expected to visit Cardiff later this weekend with a view to starting work on Monday. A City spokesman told WalesOnCraic: "We weren't happy with Neil's results so...
A pensioner who has been living in Washington DC for the last four years has retired to Florida. The OAP, who has spent the last four years playing golf and spending time online, will spend the next few years playing golf only, having got himself banned from social media in the last few weeks.
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Former President of the United States is to start a new job at Merthyr's Trago Mills on Monday. Trump will undergo two weeks of 'colleague' training before starting his new role as sales assistant in the Home Essentials department when the store reopens. A spokeswoman for Trago Mill told WalesOnCraic:
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Once the centre of the Roman Empire (sort of), the seaside town of Porthcawl has reinvented itself into an international haven for millionaires, billionaires, playboys and exotic women. Oh. And boy racers in souped-up Corsas. Here are 10 things you never knew about Porthcawl 1. Porthcawl is built on the remains of an...