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A grown man from Bridgend has confessed to leaving the heating on last night. Barry Bigballs, who didn't want to be named, said that he kept the heating on 'at his wife's request', even though he hasn't been married for 16 years. Neighbour Donna 'Nosy' Mary told WalesOnCraic:
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Residents of Wales' capital Cardiff have said that they are fearing a return to Zoom quizzes. Lockdown in the city looks imminent, and anxiety levels are at an all-time high at the thought of a return to online quiz nights. Resident Paul Ap Gwilym, who didn't want to be...
Residents of Cardiff have told WalesOnCraic that they are adopting a 'Zulu' mentality at their surrounding COVID lockdown boroughs. Cardiffians say that they are prepared to sing 'Men of Harlech' and fight off visitors from neighbouring COVID-ridden boroughs. One residents said: "We're trapped. But we've got lads...
A diver from Aberystwyth has refused to wear a scuba mask as he says that it is infringing on his constitutional rights. Darren Dimwit, a part-time plasterer and submicroscopic virology expert, said he that the Government is trying to oppress him and his mates who go snorkelling off the Welsh coast.
Since England brought in restrictions of gathering no more than 6 people, WalesOnCraic can report that almost a million people in Wales are preparing for a similar one being introduced here, by Vaughan Gething, the Welsh Government Health Minister. WalesOnCraic can report that since hunting and shooting groups will be able to hold gatherings...
A foggy start for some but this will soon melt away, leaving the south with lovely warm weather. Feeling a bit fresher in the north and east but no one really cares about that part of the country. Maximum temperature 24°C. Down on the farm, Mrs Honey has had to call a man in to...
Police have been given new powers to beat the shit out of anyone who refuses to wear a mask. The wearing of masks are now mandatory in shops and public places in Wales, and police are now able to beat the shit out of anyone who doesn't comply. PC Timmy Shinyshoes,...
A bit of a foggy start but that will soon burn away, leaving a warm, sunny and muchos scorchio day. There is the risk of an odd shower during the morning and late in the evening. Maximum temperature of 26°C. Down on the farm, Mrs Honey is looking forward to the warm weather as she's...
A fully-grown woman wearing My Little Pony pyjamas has refused to wear a mask at her local Tesco store. Rachel Wondergunt said she wasn't going to wear the mask as it'd make her look stupid. She told WalesOnCraic: "You can't make me wear a mask. It's against my...
A woman from Caerphilly has made a desperate dash for freedom by jumping on a No.26 bus to Cardiff. Thelma Thunderthighs donned a mask and pretend moustache to make the escape but was later picked up by police and returned to Caerphilly. She later told WalesOnCraic: "I...