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If you get an unsolicited cock pic, it’s probably from a pervert

Experts are tonight warning people that unsolicited cock pics are being sent to mobile phone users by perverts.

In one case, a woman from Aberdare was sent a cock pic from a guy she’d only said hello to down the pub.

Expert Liam Worrysome told WalesOnCraic:

“I think lads these days are getting some mixed messages and sadly for them, it’s getting them into trouble. Women and some men are giving the wrong signals to men by doing everyday things like saying ‘hello’ or just smiling. Within minutes, these lads are flopping their love truncheons out, taking a picture of it and sending it to them via social media. I think that these people are going to be wowed by their penis and immediately want to have sex with them, which tends not to be the case, especially if they’ve got a knob that looks like a car crash. What lads need to understand is that there’s more to that than just waving your penis around. You need to woo people by buying them chocolate and cakes and stuff.”

One pervert said he had sent pictures of his Uncle Percy to over 400 women, but was still waiting for one of them to ask him out.

“I can’t see how they wouldn’t want to go out with me. I’m baring my soul when I send them these pics. The least they could do is say thank you or offer me a Greggs pasty or something.”

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