Elf on Shelf exposed as Russian spy


An elf on a shelf has been exposed as a Russian spy, according to a Welsh cyber expert.

It has been claimed that the elf was trying to influence the outcome of who got what at a family Christmas.

The source, who didn’t want to be named told WalesOnCraic:

“I had it on good authority that this elf was sent specifically by Russian officials. The elf that we had was fully equipped with cameras and microphones that was sending back information back to Russia. We understand that the Russians were trying to influence who got what at Christmas. Following on from their attempt to influence the US elections, we now fear that they are looking to influence our Western Christmases.”

A Kremlin spokesman said:

“Load of bollocks if you ask me, mate.”

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