World News
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Wales pays tribute to victims of the Swedish Meatball Massacre
Welsh politicians have led tributes to victims of last night’s Swedish Meatball Massacre. Hundreds of people were injured when imaginary terrorists broke...
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White House orders 10 pairs of Magic Gloves from Welsh children’s shop
The White House has put in an order for 10 Magic Gloves from a Welsh children’s shop. The one-size-fits all gloves are...
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Millions of ‘bad dudes’ land in US as judge blocks Trump’s ban
Millions of bad dudes have landed in the US after a federal judge temporarily block Donald Trump’s ban. The dudes have been...
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Mexican government hands out pole vaults to its 130 million citizens
The Mexican government has pledged millions of pesos to build Pole Vaulting academies across the country – and has handed everyone a...
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11.4KPolish workers can have Trump’s wall done by Thursday
Polish workers hoping to secure a contract on Donald Trump’s wall have said that they can get it built by Thursday. Antov...
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Mexican President: We’re going to build a tunnel
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has announced that Mexico is going to build a tunnel under the Mexico/US border. He said that...
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Tim Peake says: F*ck this sh*t – I’m going back to space
British astronaut Tim Peake has stunned the world by telling everyone that he is going back to space. He said he was...
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Rhyl Travelodge cancel Donald Trump’s reservation in light of Watersportsgate scandal
Travelodge in Rhyl have cancelled Donald Trump’s reservation next month in light of the latest Watersportsgate scandal. Manager Billy Duvet decided to...
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This is the latest dieting fad that’s sweeping the world – and it’s working
A new diet that’s sweeping the world has seen people losing weight, dropping dress sizes and feeling a lot better in themselves....
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3.9KAustralia ruin New Year’s celebrations by kicking off 12 hours early
Australia have ruined New Year celebrations around the world by kicking off their celebrations 12 hours early. A government spokesman said that...