Alpine pop man reintroduced to parts of Wales for Christmas

The Alpine pop man has been reintroduced to parts of Wales in time for Christmas.

Lorries will be out delivering bottles of Orangeade, Limeade, Lemonade, Cola, Cherryade and of course Dandelion and Burdock.

New driver Terry TrebleChin told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m delighted to be one of the new breed of Alpine pop men. I’ve been given a shiny new yellow lorry, which is hard to say when you’re pissed, and I’ll be out dropping off Christmas deliveries from next week. The best thing of all is that I’ll be given free bottles to take home to my family on Christmas Eve which will be great for mixing with my bottles of QC. The only problem I foresee is the kids getting hyper on all those E colourings. These drinks glow in the dark.”

Alpine have declined to say which parts of Wales that the new routes will take.

Manager Keith Fizzytits said:

“We don’t want to be inundated with requests for Orangeade so we’re keeping things under wraps for now.”

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